NRJ Dance Hits

NRJ Dance Hits is the glossy, relentless end of French dance music, and it knows exactly what it is. Big drops. Bigger choruses. You'll hear David Guetta's newest single next to Kungs, Ofenbach, and the occasional Daft Punk classic, with French pop sliding in whenever the tempo dips. It isn't a crate-digger's station, and that's the point. The programming sits squarely in festival territory: radio edits, build-ups engineered for a stadium, remixes that treat a two-bar vocal loop as a hook. If you want underground house, look elsewhere. If you want the sound of a French summer, this is it. As D…