KISS FM

KISS FM plays the hits your parents wouldn't shut up about, which means you've heard them exactly enough times already. The station sticks stubbornly to pop and oldies - there's no deviation, no deep cuts, no surprises. You know what you're getting. Decades-old vocals over production that hasn't aged well sits next to contemporary pop that'll feel dated in six months. The DJs sound like they're reading copy written in 2003. But that's the whole point. KISS FM isn't trying to discover anything. It's the sonic equivalent of junk food - immediately satisfying if that's what you're craving, aggres…