METAL XMAS

METAL XMAS does exactly what it says on the tin. Christmas songs played with distortion, double bass, and screaming vocals. It's ridiculous. It's glorious. The station cycles through classics like 'Jingle Bell Rock' turned into thrash, and 'Silent Night' as a doom metal dirge. You'll hear Trans-Siberian Orchestra's orchestral metal alongside underground bands covering Mariah Carey. The playlist isn't deep - maybe 50 tracks - but somehow it works. The format is simple: wall-to-wall holiday metal, no DJ chatter. For those who find standard Christmas radio saccharine, this is the antidote. The bi…